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PokemonGalaxy

CrazyBanjoKazooie — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 23:51:39 GMT

As you may know I am making a Pokemon game. It will be called Pokemon Galaxy. It will be a huge Pokemon world that has never been explored before. It will have updates for new towns/city's. (every month or so) If you are a Pokemon fan and want a new game to explore this might be perfect for you.
If you guys have any ideas for towns/ names / gym leaders / anything just let me know.

iOS Game Center

Sajextryus — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 21:49:08 GMT

Well, Apple released the new Game Center along with the new iOS 4.1. I just finished updating and registering. If you have an account on it, add me and post your nickname. I'll accept your invite and add your name to the list of users. We could also plan games.

Current users:

Forum Name - Game Center Nickname

Sajextryus - Sajextryus

I'm back too.

cpleshek — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 21:25:14 GMT

You're getting people coming back aren't you? Well, I was active for like the first two days after I joined, but then I pretty much died here. So, I will try to be a little more active here, if I start becoming more inactive, someone that has an account on Rareware Archives, please come over there and PM me to get back over here. Oh and hi. Anyone want a cookie? :cookie

Conker's First Bad Fur Day

ElSiberianHusky — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 21:13:32 GMT

Here's a story I wrote

"Conker's First Bad Fur Day"

One night in the dungeon, Conker sits on a bench playing the harmonica inside his cell.

Then two bulldogs with black masks on came walking to his cell.

Conker was calm.

Conker: Oh, evening gentlemen I was just...

Conker puts his hands on the bars and yelled

Conker: GET ME OUT YOU BRUTES!

Bulldog 1: HA HA rabies make squirrel crazy.

Bulldog 2: Duh...It's time!

Conker: What? Now? No, wait! Not now, please!

Conker begged while the idiot bulldogs drag him away from his cell to the "Torture Room"

The bulldogs placed Conker on the torture machine that stretches you painfully. Then their boss, Pitbull, walks in.

Pitbull: So, ya little runt, why are you in our land?

Conker: I don't know. Please let me go. I'll pay you.

Conker said all scared.

Pitbull: Sorry, I'm already loaded with dough. If you won't tell me then I'll make you cry like a little bitch.

Conker: Langua-AHHHH!!!

A bulldog turned the lever and Conker was stretched so long.

Pitbull: Ready to tell us yet?

Conker: OW! I was only exploring.

Pitbull: Bull! You're here to steal my money!

Conker: NO I'M NOT! LET ME GOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Conker was stretched again.

Pitbull: Maybe this torture won't make you talk?

Bulldog: Erm, let's try um...a different thing.

Pitbull: Hmm...yes. I'll leave it all to you. Make sure he talks.

Conker was still tied up the same way

The bulldogs were feeding him water nonstop.

Bulldog: Thirsty, squirrely?

They stopped feeding him water and Conker gulped it all down.

Conker: AH! You guys are, burp, CRAZY!

Bulldog: More water?

He feeds him more water

Bulldog: This is fun.

Bulldog 2: This ain't working, let's try hitting him.

Conker: Gulp...

Then the bulldogs were hitting Conker with stuff.

bat on the leg

Conker: AH!

punch on the arm

Conker: OW!

punch on the stomach

Conker: OH!

kick on the face

Conker: ACK! Please...I can't take it anymore.

Bulldog: So are you uh...ready to uh...talk?

Conker: I told you I was exploring!

Bulldog: Heh heh squirrel wants more torture.

He takes off Conker's shoes and socks

Conker: What are you doing now?

Then the bulldogs tickles Conker's feet with feathers

Conker: AHAHAHAHAHAHA STOHAHAHAP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Bulldog: Ha ha. Squirrel laugh funny.

The feathers went between Conker's toes

Conker was crying and laughing

Conker: AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOT THEHEHERE AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pitbull walks to Conker

Pitbull: Enough! This guy won't talk? Maybe I should hear this guy's story. If I believe him, we let him go back home, but if I don't, you two will torture him for the rest of his life.

Conker looked at the bulldog with a feather and immediately said:

Conker: Deal! Deal!

Pitbull: Okay, talk!

Conker: Y-yes, sir! It all began with my first trip to a bar. My father told me to never drink, but I wanted to see what beer tasted like...

Conker: Hmm...so this is a bar.

Conker bumps into a pig who was smoking

Conker: Oh, I'm sorry.

Pig: Shut up, bitch.

Conker: Hmm, must be his time of the month.

Conker sits down on the counter

Bartender: What will it be?

Conker: Um...what do you have?

Bartender: So this is your first time here?

Conker: Is that bad?

Bartender: It means you're not a man yet? Are you a man, little girl?

Conker, mad at what he said, tells him:

Conker: Excuse me, I am a man AND give me something you give to newbies!

Bartender was making something in front of Conker.

Bartender: Scotch. Single malt. Speyside. No ice.

Conker: Sound...good?

Bartender: Here ya go.

Conker looked at the glass

Bartender sneezes into the cup and it's now full of snot

Bartender: Why aren't you drinking it?

He squished a cockroach with a cup

Bartender: It's a clean cup.

Conker: Um...yeah...

Conker drinks it

Conker: YECK! AW! YUCK!

Bartender: Do you like it?

Conker: mmm...The after taste is good. I love it!

The whole bar cheered.

Conker: Wow, heh, thanks.

He bows down

Conker: Well, I must be going back home now.

Bartender: Why can't you stay here?

Conker: Sorry, but my girlfriend's waiting for me back home.

Bartender: Here.

He gives him another cup

Bartender: It's on me.

Conker: Thanks.

Conker Drinks it and goes out.

Bartender smiles as he squishes a cockroach with the palm of his hand.

Conker was running through the woods

Conker: Ah man, why do I have to live so far from OOF!

A branch tripped Conker and it was pulling him deep into the woods.

Conker: Help! Help Me!!

To Be Continued...when I feel like it.

OH NOEZ! GMG DIED!

GameMasterGuy — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 14:04:27 GMT

I'm GMG's brother who somehow knew about this account, its password, and how a forum works despite being nine. I will now go into a long but vague story about his death, change my mind about how he died the next day, and in the new story, say that he could survive 15 minutes after getting shot in the head, somehow got to a hospital in 15 minutes, and say that I took a picture of him but refuse to post it.
Or, I can tell you that I am him and I came back. Hai gaiz!

Mr. Kirkhope post Viva Pinata beta music!

Torrentstorm — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 02:27:39 GMT

Grant posts Viva Pinata betas as well: http://www.grantkirkhope.com/betavivapinata.html

I am back

BobbyTheCat — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 20:13:13 GMT

Thought I'd let everyone know

PARTY

Award Request for HJ!

HyperJinjo — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:59:13 GMT

- HyperJinjo

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User Name: HyperJinjo
What is your name?: cake

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Description: Get a total of 1000+ visits on your profile to achieve this award.

Recipient username : HJ

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Please explain why the listed recipient should receive the award.

Yeah... I have 1,008 at the toime of writing.
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OH NOES! PANJO DIED!

YellowKazooie — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:19:18 GMT

http://www.rarewarearchives.co.uk/vi...id=945&forum=4

��' SERIOUSLY wtf:biggrin:

Another beta B-K tune from Grant

Angry Ancestor — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:33:50 GMT

http://grantkirkhope.com/betabanjokazooie.html

This song was named Ice.mid and was for a world called Prickly Pear Island from Project Dream. Enjoy. Thanks Grant Kirkhope!

Award Request for KX85!

HyperJinjo — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:13:12 GMT

- HyperJinjo

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User Name: HyperJinjo
What is your name?: me

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Mango!
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Pikmin 3 ideas...

ProjectDream64 — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:18:11 GMT

Pikmin 3 is supposed to be coming real soon so I was wondering if anybody got any ideas of what it might be like, what type of new pikmins would be in it , characters, plot, graphics, music, experience,

colored pikmin I dont agree with are brown and orange,

Yes this is a fake pikmin 3 photo but I just wanted everybody to look at this photo and give me one new different colored type of pikmin that could make sense to be added in this picture. And what it can do. Because I just could never think of it. But one idea I had was that I thought it would be great if one of the new type of pikmin in pikmin 3 should have different shaped eyes. That was my only idea so far.

But Nintendo might just have the same pikmin from the previous pikmin games instead of having new type of pikmins.

Kinect Sports Videos from PAX

Angry Ancestor — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 15:39:42 GMT

PAX has come to an end, but we have some cool videos of Rare's upcoming game, Kinect Sports--along with some footage of the Boxing mode!

Thanks to http://simplyrare.wordpress.com/ for the videos!

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

The game is coming along well!

Why can't we use randimg?

Brotodile — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 23:06:24 GMT

Randimg is a nifty little website that lets you make rotating avatars and sigs.

Why can't we use it?

Adventure

Guitar — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:11:13 GMT

YouTube

Comment, suscribe, etc.

This song is a remake of a track I made last year, but I decided to wait until I had more experience with hardstyle.

What is the last game you beat?

Darksardine — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 17:57:50 GMT

What is the last game you beat?

I beat Bionic Commando: Rearmed yesterday.

DeviantART Comissions

mariomaniac09 — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 17:26:27 GMT

well if you have a deviantart account and some points you can buy some art from me> here is the link
http://kingdomheartsfan10.deviantart.com/journal/

please buy some art

User above Pros. and Cons.

YellowKazooie — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 00:32:58 GMT

yes... fill in!
Pros:
Cons:

What was the last thing you said out loud?

Angry Ancestor — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 22:36:01 GMT

Think--when on the Internet you don't speak aloud much. So my question is to you guys, what was the last thing you said out loud? Keep the quotes real, but feel free to comment on other people's quote. :D Also, a reminder: NO SPAM!

Quote:

Mom, should I throw out this pesto sauce?

Guess That Line

Darksardine — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 20:20:20 GMT

Basically, one person says a quote from a game that they like and the next person trys to guess what it's from/ who said it. Then that person says a quote and so on.

I'll start:

"Watch out for the head humpers Gordon!"

EDIT: And you can't move onto the next one unless the last one is either guessed correctly or deemed impossible to get.

The 'Forced Listenening' Thread

Addict — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 20:11:48 GMT

Basic game, you've probably done it before. I will start with posting a song, which the next poster has to listen to and rate (1/5 or 1/10, please), and also write a short review of (1-2 rows). The next poster will also include a song in his post and it will go on for ETERNITY!!! Ok let's go:

This tests your nerdiness.

HyperJinjo — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 17:48:25 GMT

Deal or no deal?

An idea for an RWC community Let's Play

HyperJinjo — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:35:08 GMT

So, earlier today, I read one of Skill's posts. Part of it had the following...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skill (Post 85817)

I was thinking that RWC doesn't really do videos that often maybe we should host LP's for Perfect Dark etc.

I got an idea from said post. If you ever heard of LP team Crystalstarstudio, you should have the basic idea.

Yes, a community Let's Play.

The thought is, what should we do?

Anyone willing to participate must have all of the following:

1) A method of recording other than camcorder. (IE: Capturecard or emulator)
2) Be 13 or older. (Must display age setting for proof.)
3) Can not speak in a language aside from English. (During the recording.)
4) Some prior skill in the field.
5) A method to communicate with other participants like Skype or XBL. (For the beginning part(s) and Finale parts.)

With that being said, what should we do?

Current members:
HyperJinjo

Possible members:
Angry Ancestor
Sajextryus

Duke Nukem Forever finally announced

sonicfan91 — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:53:10 GMT

http://www.xbox360achievements.org/n...ed-at-PAX.html

Finally! Thoughts?

Something odd i noticed.

Skill — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 03:46:18 GMT

This is a bit random coming from me i guess, but i have found that some guest follow members.

I noticed this with my account when i viewed a few staff pages etc a guest instantly went there (they can't access the pages but still) i then made a PM to a member and saw a guest trying to make a PM to that member, went to a blog and the guest went to that blog. Pretty weird huh?

Have you guys ever noticed a guest follow you on the forums? Are there bots coded to do that? As in some how monitor traffic, or do some of them just love me or something?

ITT: We discuss...SPORTS! HURR

Angry Ancestor — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:39:42 GMT

What sports do you play/like/watch/hate/zorz/etc.?

I play basketball in winter, spring, and summer, and I do cross-country (running) in the fall. I also like to swim and bike and stuffz...I watch baseball, and occasionally basketball and American football. I do not like soccer (football) at all...I also tried tennis and fail'd hard.

Hey.

Panther&Banjo — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:12:05 GMT

Hiya everybody. It be P&B(duh). I'm gonna resume posting here again. And I only say that because I never actually left. I lurked for a little while, and if you were paying attention to who was on, you might've caught me. The only real reason I left was because of mixed emotions about this place. Geno was the real reason I stayed, but I still talk to him over XBL and RWP, so I'll be staying here. No need to explain current happenings to me, I already saw them. Skill is a mod, spamming isn't allowed anywhere, and FunLand + the Active Member Forum are closed. I don't know about anyone else coming back, though.

some animations I made...

ElSiberianHusky — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:34:49 GMT

This is not spam

Since I'm retired from making animations, I think I should share some animation shorts I made.

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

Beach party!

YellowKazooie — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:51:07 GMT

Based on Skill's topic,I decided to make a beach party, and everyone is invited! Just put yourself in the picture below, and insert some baloons and party stuff.

and ignore the dude there =p

"Banjo Meets Kazooie"

ElSiberianHusky — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:03:39 GMT

I'm a great writer and I wrote a story of how Banjo and Kazooie met and I want it to be a 3 part simple side-scrolling games. Can anyone make the side-scrolling gameplay?

I drew the characters of the story. Click the video while it's playing cause it looks better on Youtube.

YouTube

UPDATE 9/02/10

Here's more characters I thought of

YouTube

press the video while it's playing for better quality

UPDATE 9/03/10

Characters on "Banjo Meets Kazooie". I really want to make it!

Banjo- the teenage honey bear who wants to explore.

Kazooie-A rude and tomboyish baby bird.

Roger-Banjo's best friend

Jibber Jabber- a magic wand with eyes who hates everyone. He transforms Banjo and Kazooie for magic bars.

Jug-An old mole who still thinks he's leading a mining project. He teaches the duo some moves.

Klaus-a paid poacher who has to capture Kazooie.

Tiptup-a turtle that Banjo meets

Walker-A pig explorer

The Viney King-King of Jumpy Jungle who controls vines

Princess Buzzie-Banjo's ex-girlfriend and princess of Honeycomb Hive

Queen Beebee-Buzzie's mom and queen of Honeycomb Hive. She's a figurehead.

Waspey-Buzzie's step-brother who is an outcast

Mayor Jinjo-A jinjo who needs help

The Burglar Duo-Two burglars who robs things around the city

Slobber-An old bum living in a dirty old apartment who loves tickling victims. He asks Banjo and Kazooie to kidnap a business woman for him. Kazooie calls him "Weirdo".

Furrybelle-A business woman who is the latest target for Slobber's fetish

Le Feather-A feather that Slobber uses. He wants to get away from Slobber.

King Al-king of Breegull Boundaries, he has a strong connection with Kazooie.

Ursus-A conqueror

UPDATE 9/04/10

"Banjo Meets Kazooie" moves

Beak Blade-using Kazooie as a sword
Feathery Fan-Kazooie's wings will go like a fan
Angry Bear Roar-Makes Banjo roar really loud. Good for scaring enemies away.
Claw Climb-Banjo can use his claws to climb steep hills
Bear Hug-Banjo can hug enemies until they explode
Careless Caw-Kazooie caws so loud it freezes enemy into temporary shock
Bear Bite-Banjo's teeth is really sharp.

UPDATE 9/05/10

Banjo Meets Kazooie worlds

S.S. Rusty Bucket (Hub World)
Sunset Shore
Jumpy Jungle (you can easily get lost, like the forest maze from Super Mario RPG)
Honeycomb Hive (you can't get caught by guards)
New Yonks City (a place where you have to get jobs)
Breegull Boundaries (sword fighting)

UPDATE 9/06/10

I did it in 10 minutes...

YouTube

UPDATE 9/07/10

-I want ALL the music in the game to be 8-bit
-I want a secret level that you can only get there by a password
-Banjo Meets Kazooie will be in 3 parts, each with two worlds.
-3 jiggies in each world to collect, there are 18 jiggies in the whole game.

UPDATE 9/08/10

"Banjo Meets Kazooie" will explain:

-how Banjo gets his shark-toothed necklace
-Why Kazooie stays in Banjo's backpack
-Kazooie's name
-Banjo and Kazooie's lives before living in Spiral Mountain
-why Kazooie is rude to everyone

and more I can't think of right now.